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    Bachelor in Paradise – How pissed off is Neil Lane right now?

    Was there a drunken Sephora employee stationed at the Herpes pad? I mean, my god, ladies. Not only are you all wearing WAY too much makeup when you’re at the beach, but that’s too much makeup for a Vegas stage production. Ease up, holy smokes. Chris Harrison tells the remaining twelve people, six “couples” (using the term loosely), that now is the time to take a hard, honest look at your “relationships” (using the term loosely). If you don’t see […]

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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap – It’s so natural in nature, you guys

    I’m beginning to bore a bit. Next week is the finale and me thinks its time… Let’s get started.   First off, Cody needs to chill the shit out. My god, dude! I love that you’re honest and want a real relationship but you’re coming across as…a little too available. You don’t tell a chick you love her after six days together. Marcus didn’t even do that.   Marcus/Lacy Date    There is no way I’d climb down that hole. […]

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Recap – Skank factor raised

    Bachelor in Paradise Recap – Skank factor raised

    Remember yesterday when I said these awesome previews better live up to the hype? Yeah, so they didn’t. All that drama with ambulances, Graham running off when offered a rose and someone getting lost in the jungle? Yeah, well Graham was thirsty and Lacy had the runs. Talk about over-selling, geesh.   Lacy pukes in the middle of the rose ceremony. By “in the middle of”, I mean, she ran to a toilet and then puked in it. She’s been […]

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Recap – Everyone’s eggs are in everyone’s baskets

    Bachelor in Paradise Recap – Everyone’s eggs are in everyone’s baskets

    These two nights better deliver on all this drama – these previews are bananas! Bring it on, you hopeless crazy people. Also, sorry this is so late. Busy day…and I still have to watch tonight’s show!   Robert/Sarah Date    We start the show with Robert asking Sarah out on a date, which sets Michelle off. She’s crying, pissed and oh so lonely. She’s hot and normal-ish, but she’s all, “EVERYONE HAS SOMEONE. I WANT SOMEONE!” and I don’t dig […]

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Recap – Bitches Be Crazy

    Bachelor in Paradise Recap – Bitches Be Crazy

    Elise scares me. How much of this crazy is editing? I fear not enough. And what’s with all the metaphors? In the storm of reality TV, this show is my rainbow.   Despite her obsession with Dylan, within minutes, she has become obsessed with Chris. “I’m really glad I gave the rose to Chris.” Ummm, you barely did. You tried to give it to Dylan who said no, and then you gave it to Chris because he was the only […]

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  • Bachelor in Paradise – Too much amazingness to choose from for this title. Wow.

    Bachelor in Paradise – Too much amazingness to choose from for this title. Wow.

    There’s actually almost TOO much to discuss. I mean, I could write for days on this episode. I have no clue where to even start. So. Much. Grossness. Mr. Putz    Crazy Michelle K. left last week but apparently she started banging Mr. Putz, a NOT smart crewmember, right before they started filming. Harrison tries to talk to Michelle about the drama and she refuses, saying she doesn’t need to talk to Chris because “he’s just the host”. I mean, […]

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  • Bachelor in Paradise – Should I watch or not? I’m 80/40.

    Bachelor in Paradise – Should I watch or not? I’m 80/40.

    I bet this entire series is a set-up social experiment…for US, the viewers, to see just how shitty a show can be and still draw in millions of viewers. Like me. Because I tell ya people, I was SUCKED into this shit.   First of all, what a fucking fuck fest. My god. Second, what a T and A fest. My god. Lastly, what a showcase of somewhat-hot, stupid people. My. God.   Herpes-Dise Cast   Clare, 33, Juan Pablo’s […]

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  • EMILY HARTRIDGE PRESENTS: 10 REASONS WHY…BEING A MODEL SUCKS

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  • The Bachelorette Recap – Oh Nicky. Not cool.

    The Bachelorette Recap – Oh Nicky. Not cool.

    Nick! You dick. More on that later.   Nick Meets the Dorfmans    The Dorfman family scores a free trip to the Dominican Republic. Nick gets totally dressed up to meet Andi’s family, complete with a baseball-type jersey and forgetting to brush his hair. But he wins points by bringing mom flowers and dad alcohol. To which sister replies, “What the fuck? Am I chopped liver?”   Ah yes, Andi’s dad, Hy. You can tell Andi got to him and […]

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  • The Bachelorette Recap and Colon Cancer? Say What?

    The Bachelorette Recap and Colon Cancer? Say What?

    So here’s the scoop. My mom was diagnosed with colon cancer last week. Needless to say, it’s been a shitty five days. I am also now sick as a dog since I’ve been crying and not sleeping… and the fact my kids are sick too and they like to cough RIGHT in my face probably didn’t help. All of this means I’m not writing a Bachelorette recap this week. Let’s face it – this show is the same goddamn thing […]

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    Bachelor in Paradise – How pissed off is Neil Lane right now?

    Was there a drunken Sephora employee stationed at the Herpes pad? I mean, my god, ladies. Not only are you all wearing WAY too much makeup when you’re at the beach, but that’s too much makeup for a Vegas stage production. Ease up, holy smokes. Chris Harrison tells the remaining twelve people, six “couples” (using the term loosely), that now is the time to take a hard, honest look at your “relationships” (using the term loosely). If you don’t see […]

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    R.I.P. JOAN RIVERS

    The world has lost an amazing woman and a one of a kind comedic genius. You will be missed.

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Recap – It’s so natural in nature, you guys

    Bachelor in Paradise Recap – It’s so natural in nature, you guys

    I’m beginning to bore a bit. Next week is the finale and me thinks its time… Let’s get started.   First off, Cody needs to chill the shit out. My god, dude! I love that you’re honest and want a real relationship but you’re coming across as…a little too available. You don’t tell a chick you love her after six days together. Marcus didn’t even do that.   Marcus/Lacy Date    There is no way I’d climb down that hole. […]

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  • AB FAB- THE KARDASHIAN SYNDROME

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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap – Skank factor raised

    Remember yesterday when I said these awesome previews better live up to the hype? Yeah, so they didn’t. All that drama with ambulances, Graham running off when offered a rose and someone getting lost in the jungle? Yeah, well Graham was thirsty and Lacy had the runs. Talk about over-selling, geesh.   Lacy pukes in the middle of the rose ceremony. By “in the middle of”, I mean, she ran to a toilet and then puked in it. She’s been […]

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    Bachelor in Paradise Recap – Everyone’s eggs are in everyone’s baskets

    These two nights better deliver on all this drama – these previews are bananas! Bring it on, you hopeless crazy people. Also, sorry this is so late. Busy day…and I still have to watch tonight’s show!   Robert/Sarah Date    We start the show with Robert asking Sarah out on a date, which sets Michelle off. She’s crying, pissed and oh so lonely. She’s hot and normal-ish, but she’s all, “EVERYONE HAS SOMEONE. I WANT SOMEONE!” and I don’t dig […]

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  • Bachelor in Paradise Recap – Bitches Be Crazy

    Bachelor in Paradise Recap – Bitches Be Crazy

    Elise scares me. How much of this crazy is editing? I fear not enough. And what’s with all the metaphors? In the storm of reality TV, this show is my rainbow.   Despite her obsession with Dylan, within minutes, she has become obsessed with Chris. “I’m really glad I gave the rose to Chris.” Ummm, you barely did. You tried to give it to Dylan who said no, and then you gave it to Chris because he was the only […]

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  • Bachelor in Paradise – Too much amazingness to choose from for this title. Wow.

    Bachelor in Paradise – Too much amazingness to choose from for this title. Wow.

    There’s actually almost TOO much to discuss. I mean, I could write for days on this episode. I have no clue where to even start. So. Much. Grossness. Mr. Putz    Crazy Michelle K. left last week but apparently she started banging Mr. Putz, a NOT smart crewmember, right before they started filming. Harrison tries to talk to Michelle about the drama and she refuses, saying she doesn’t need to talk to Chris because “he’s just the host”. I mean, […]

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  • Bachelor in Paradise – Should I watch or not? I’m 80/40.

    Bachelor in Paradise – Should I watch or not? I’m 80/40.

    I bet this entire series is a set-up social experiment…for US, the viewers, to see just how shitty a show can be and still draw in millions of viewers. Like me. Because I tell ya people, I was SUCKED into this shit.   First of all, what a fucking fuck fest. My god. Second, what a T and A fest. My god. Lastly, what a showcase of somewhat-hot, stupid people. My. God.   Herpes-Dise Cast   Clare, 33, Juan Pablo’s […]

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  • EMILY HARTRIDGE PRESENTS: 10 REASONS WHY…BEING A MODEL SUCKS

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    The Bachelorette Recap – Oh Nicky. Not cool.

    Nick! You dick. More on that later.   Nick Meets the Dorfmans    The Dorfman family scores a free trip to the Dominican Republic. Nick gets totally dressed up to meet Andi’s family, complete with a baseball-type jersey and forgetting to brush his hair. But he wins points by bringing mom flowers and dad alcohol. To which sister replies, “What the fuck? Am I chopped liver?”   Ah yes, Andi’s dad, Hy. You can tell Andi got to him and […]

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    The Bachelorette Recap and Colon Cancer? Say What?

    So here’s the scoop. My mom was diagnosed with colon cancer last week. Needless to say, it’s been a shitty five days. I am also now sick as a dog since I’ve been crying and not sleeping… and the fact my kids are sick too and they like to cough RIGHT in my face probably didn’t help. All of this means I’m not writing a Bachelorette recap this week. Let’s face it – this show is the same goddamn thing […]

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    The Bachelorette Recap – Soooo many damn siblings

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    Misadventures in Motherhood: No More Babies, Please

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    The Bachelorette Recap – The Dry Hump Episode

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    The Bachelorette Recap – Do you Faaahrt in public?

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  • The Bachelorette Recap – Bachelor Mimes and French things

    The Bachelorette Recap – Bachelor Mimes and French things

    We’re down to 11 dudes. The gang heads to Marseilles, France and Andi tells us she loves it there because it’s “a huge port area”. Or, a PORT. I must be in a salty mood, to quote one young bachelorette, if I’m making fun of that. It’s gonna be a long night.   Chris Harrison, looking ever so French in that turtleneck action, sits with Andi and asks if she’s falling in love. “STOP”, she replies. No YOU fucking stop. […]

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  • EMILY HARTRIDGE: 10 REASONS WHY…PERIODS SUCK

    EMILY HARTRIDGE: 10 REASONS WHY…PERIODS SUCK

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    Now that I’ve been a parent for almost a year and a half, I can tell you without hesitation that there are some batsh*t crazy people out there who are raising children.  I’ve written about this before in the context of our preschool search, but now that the Muffin Man is older and we’re involved in more groups and, therefore, exposed to a multitude of other children and their caregivers, my eyes have been opened to the fact that people […]

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  • The Bachelorette Recap – The full of sad shit episode

    The Bachelorette Recap – The full of sad shit episode

    Did I miss the transition to New England? What the?   We’re down to 13 guys, which makes for a long ass summer, people. The kids are at some large, yet odd, hotel in Connecticut. Dylan gets the first one-on-one date – let’s go.   Dylan Date    They apparently have an entire steam train to themselves for a day. Andi comments, maybe their relationship will pick up steam. Ba dum dum. Do you think the producers sit around and […]

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  • The Bachelorette Recap – My new biggest turn-off? Opera Singing.

    The Bachelorette Recap – My new biggest turn-off? Opera Singing.

    This week, Andi decided to get out of LA. That’s right – ANDI decided. She just lifted up production and said, “Yo, we’re going to Santa Barbara. I booked a room at the Bacara.” This show is so stupid.   Nick Date    Nick, the 33 year-old Software Sales Guy, gets the first one-on-one date and I have this dude totally figured out. He likes to pretend he’s SO COOL and way too good for this whole thing, but actually […]

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