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  • THE RAT PACK.

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    Misadventures in Motherhood: Pregnancy Woes

    If you’re a loyal follower of the ol’ blog, you know that I’m with child again (read all about it here).  I would like to tell you that pregnancy is beautiful and wonderful and the most amazing thing ever, but you know that’s not how I roll.  If you wanted some glamour-shots view of impending Motherhood you most definitely would not be one of my faithful readers.  Since I never want to disappoint anyone (except my Husband when he’s asking […]

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  • The Bachelor Finale Recap – I Wish the Earth Would Suck Me

    The Bachelor Finale Recap – I Wish the Earth Would Suck Me

    I’m so fucking confused. What a train wreck. And Nikki acts like a David Koresh disciple. Brainwashed much?   So WOW, there’s a lot to talk about. And honestly, it’s all so confusing that it’s just going to be speculation as to what this freakshow of a dude is thinking. Let’s get started.   We start in the studio with Smitty, hosting a live Bachelor viewing party with a bunch of middle-aged moms. I’m not knocking that – that’s me […]

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  • Misadventures in Motherhood: Nosy Neighbor

    Misadventures in Motherhood: Nosy Neighbor

    Friends, I think my neighbor is going to call Child Protective Services on me.   I live next door to an old woman who has purple hair and nothing better to do with her time than stare out the window and pass judgment on my parenting.  She’s never had any children of her own, mind you, but that hasn’t dissuaded her from giving me parenting advice every time I run into her.  In the beginning, I didn’t let it bother me.  […]

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  • The Bachelor Recap – The Whiny Bitches Tell All

    The Bachelor Recap – The Whiny Bitches Tell All

    Call me crazy but I liked Juan Pablo more after last night’s episode? I mean, don’t get me wrong – he’s still not smart, he’s clueless about women and he’s pretty selfish, but I like that he didn’t back down from those chicks, who were a bunch of whiny bitches last night.   Sean and Catherine    But FIRST, we discuss Sean and Catherine. Smitty has the balls to ask them about their wedding night, which is so gross. They […]

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    CAMP TAKOTA on iTunes!! itunes.com/camptakota itunes.com/camptakota itunes.com/camptakota itunes.com/camptakota Also, hi. Subscribe. Also subscribe to Grace wwww.youtube.com/itsgrace ….and Hannah www.youtube.com/myharto

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  • Misadventures in Motherhood: Take Your Goop and Shove It

    Misadventures in Motherhood: Take Your Goop and Shove It

      You guys, I’m really tired of Gwyneth Paltrow making me look bad.  I admit to harboring a secret love for Goop, but I am going to have to hit “unsubscribe”, because she is single-handedly setting back the women’s movement.  Every time I open a fashion magazine, good ol’ Gwyn is lurking amongst the pages looking perfectly coiffed and rocking her washboard abs that have me questioning whether she simply wished her children into existence instead of actually giving birth […]

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    Misadventures in Motherhood: It’s Natural, Take Two

    I realized last night that I am going to have to push another child out of my lady parts.  I don’t know why or how it didn’t occur to me sooner since I am, in fact, pregnant, but somehow I’d conveniently blocked all thought of having to give birth again from my conscious mind.  I guess I’ve been living under the delusion that the stork would show up at my door this summer with a baby girl in beak, leaving […]

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  • EMILY HARTRIDGE: 10 REASONS WHY  YOUTUBE IS BETTER THAN GOING TO THE CINEMA

    EMILY HARTRIDGE: 10 REASONS WHY YOUTUBE IS BETTER THAN GOING TO THE CINEMA

    Emily Hartridge  takes a wry look at the top 10 reasons why… a weekly show that proves that everything in the world can be explained with 10 reasons. Topics include anything from sex, relationships, love, gender, life and more. This week…why we all would rather be lazy and stick with YouTube over going to the movies. We couldn’t agree more! Find all things Emily HERE!

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  • Misadventures in Motherhood: Pregnancy Woes

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    If you’re a loyal follower of the ol’ blog, you know that I’m with child again (read all about it here).  I would like to tell you that pregnancy is beautiful and wonderful and the most amazing thing ever, but you know that’s not how I roll.  If you wanted some glamour-shots view of impending Motherhood you most definitely would not be one of my faithful readers.  Since I never want to disappoint anyone (except my Husband when he’s asking […]

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    EMILY HARTRIDGE PRESENTS: 10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE MULTIPLE PEOPLE

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  • The Bachelor Finale Recap – I Wish the Earth Would Suck Me

    The Bachelor Finale Recap – I Wish the Earth Would Suck Me

    I’m so fucking confused. What a train wreck. And Nikki acts like a David Koresh disciple. Brainwashed much?   So WOW, there’s a lot to talk about. And honestly, it’s all so confusing that it’s just going to be speculation as to what this freakshow of a dude is thinking. Let’s get started.   We start in the studio with Smitty, hosting a live Bachelor viewing party with a bunch of middle-aged moms. I’m not knocking that – that’s me […]

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    The Bachelor Recap – The Whiny Bitches Tell All

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    The Bachelor Recap – It’s OK.

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    The Bachelor Recap – Hometown Date Déjà vu: Crazy sisters, Leather couches and guns

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  • The Bachelor Recap – Sharleen and her 1991 Wardrobe Head Home

    The Bachelor Recap – Sharleen and her 1991 Wardrobe Head Home

    Bitches and Hot-but-Dumb Juan P are in Miami this week. The girls are excited to be here because it’ll be what life is really like with Juan P……….and they say this as they check into the Penthouse Suite of the Lowes hotel. Yup, exactly like it.   FYI – Sharleen is wearing fish bone earrings.   Sharleen Date    Sharleen begins her two-hour whine fest, complaining about the lack of “cerebral connection” between them. What a wet blanket. LOOK AT […]

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  • Misadventures in Motherhood: Mommy Moments

    Misadventures in Motherhood: Mommy Moments

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    The Bachelor Recap – Juan gets kissing practice, still can’t speak English

    First, let me apologize for last week. I missed the recap because I was in Mexico and apparently they don’t let people watch that crap in Mexico on the Internet. Plus, you know, I was busy having fun. But I’m really sorry! And MAN you people know how to give a girl shit! I love that you love me enough to give me shit about missing it though. In case I haven’t said it in awhile, I love all of […]

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    Emily Hartridge: 10 MORE REASONS WHY BOOBS ARE AWESOME

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    MAMRIE HART’S YDAD: AUSTRALIA’S KANGA-ROOT BEER! WITH TROYE SIVAN

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  • Misadventures in Motherhood: Never Say Never

    Misadventures in Motherhood: Never Say Never

    A few days ago a friend of mine sent me a link to an article from BuzzFeed titled 19 Things People Swear They’ll Never Do Until They Have Kids.  I’m sure you’ve probably seen this hilarious gem, as it was making the rounds on Facebook as well, but it made laugh out loud.  Really, I actually did LOL.  I’ve talked about this before, but every single one of these things is true.  Until you actually have a child (whether you […]

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